List of Weirdnesses

Because this is a "shadowy" blog, I am going to share some things that no one knows about me. When it comes down to it, you don't know who I am, so my secrets are safe. I will feel much better. You, however, may be disturbed.

• I like run-on sentences. They agree quite well with my thought patterns. Damn grammar rules!
• Despite my impeccable spelling skills, I will always misspell the word til. It just looks prettier that way. Plus, if you take the un off of until you get til not till, duh.
• I do not like starting sentences with "I" when I write. Most of the time this is not a hard thing to accomplish. Sometimes, however, I am either too lazy or too uncreative to think of another way. Obviously, I am feeling lazy today.
• I only like chocolate when I am PMSing.
• I have a favorite bathroom stall at work.
• I am OCD about form. When scraping the butter off a dish or the Noxema out of it's tub, I have a certain pattern that I follow, without fail, so that the top will be even or at least symmetrical.
• I prefer "sports top" water bottles to the regular ones because I can squeeze the water into my mouth, thereby forcing myself to consume the recommended amount of water everyday.
• I cannot fall asleep listening to music (with or without lyrics) because I pay attention to the song and can't shut my mind off.
• I cannot wake up listening to music. It just provides a soundtrack to my dream.
• I make up words to suit my fancy (ie; weirdnesses), and I always spell them correctly.
• I chew my cuticles, but think biting one's nails is gross.
• I will eat anything if you put sour cream on it first...or fry it...or both.
• I can fall asleep anywhere...even on airplanes.
• I prefer the electric version of "Layla".
• I enjoy looking at myself in the mirror. In fact, I seek out opportunities to spend time admiring myself.
• I collect mirrors.

This list will be updated from time to time, as I discover new weirdnesses that have yet to be exposed.